Overheard while walking the dog at 11:30am

Dude 1 (looking up into the sky with both arms raised): "I am so focused I can see the WHOLE solar system. The whole thing...all them planets. I am THAT focused."

Dude 2: "Really?"

Dude 1 (with arms still raised, looks at Dude 2, and drops arms): "What, you can't?? Man, you gotta get focused!"

Um, yeah. I don't know what to say.